A horned goat holds a sausage across its mouth beneath the orange words “This Throat Goat.” Cream lettering below finishes the phrase with “Loves Juicy Wieners,” creating an unmistakably adult double entendre.
The illustrated goat gives the joke a literal animal counterpart while the orange and cream palette keeps the design cohesive. This is a deliberately cheeky choice for adult humor fans who like their slogans direct.
Design details
Horned goat portrait with a sausage
Orange headline and cream closing words
Adult innuendo graphic centered on the front
Fabric and fit
Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirt in Black, made from 100% ring-spun cotton.
Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric with a classic unisex fit.
Ribbed crew neck, taped shoulders and tubular construction without side seams.
Choose your size
Available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Compare the measurements below with a T-shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure across the body for width, then measure from the top of the shoulder to the hem for length. Width is the flat garment width, not your chest circumference.
Garment measurements in inches
Size
Width
Length
S
18
28
M
20
29
L
22
30
XL
24
31
2XL
26
32
Supplier-stated measurement tolerance: 1.5 inches. Need help choosing? Contact Neko Loot support before ordering.
Care instructions
Wash with similar colors in cold water, up to 30°C. Tumble dry on low heat and use a low-temperature iron if needed. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Our products are made to order. See our Shipping Policy for current production and delivery estimates. We’ll email tracking details when your order ships.
🧺 Machine Wash Cold (max 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors) 🚫 Do Not Bleach 🌬️ Tumble Dry Low ♨️ Iron Low Heat (avoid print, iron inside out) 🚫 Do Not Dry Clean
