Selective Hearing Sorry Not Selected T-Shirt
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This selective-hearing design extends the comeback: “Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either.” Cream lettering puts “Sorry” in large type, followed by the rest of the decidedly unapologetic message.
Choose this version for the extra final punchline and a longer, more detailed slogan. The varied type sizes keep the words readable as a single centered graphic on the black shirt.
Design details
- Selective-hearing setup and large SORRY line
- You Weren't Selected Today wording
- Additional Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either punchline
Fabric and fit
- Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirt in Black, made from 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric with a classic unisex fit.
- Ribbed crew neck, taped shoulders and tubular construction without side seams.
Choose your size
Available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Compare the measurements below with a T-shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure across the body for width, then measure from the top of the shoulder to the hem for length. Width is the flat garment width, not your chest circumference.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
Supplier-stated measurement tolerance: 1.5 inches. Need help choosing? Contact Neko Loot support before ordering.
Care instructions
Wash with similar colors in cold water, up to 30°C. Tumble dry on low heat and use a low-temperature iron if needed. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Ordering and support
Neko Loot shirts are made to order. See our shipping policy for production and delivery estimates, and our 30-day replacement support policy for help with an order issue.
Our products are made to order. See our Shipping Policy for current production and delivery estimates. We’ll email tracking details when your order ships.
🧺 Machine Wash Cold (max 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors)
🚫 Do Not Bleach
🌬️ Tumble Dry Low
♨️ Iron Low Heat (avoid print, iron inside out)
🚫 Do Not Dry Clean
