A serious-looking gorilla portrait sits between cream-colored lines of a deliberately outrageous joke: “I'm Not a Gorilla” and “But I Can Beat Off a Hundred Men.” The stern face and stacked lettering give the punchline its contrast.
This is an adult humor graphic for people who enjoy innuendo and absurd meme references. The joke is part of the printed artwork, with the gorilla centered between its setup and finish.
Design details
Detailed gorilla portrait on the front
Cream stacked lettering surrounding the illustration
Adult double-entendre slogan
Fabric and fit
Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirt in Black, made from 100% ring-spun cotton.
Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric with a classic unisex fit.
Ribbed crew neck, taped shoulders and tubular construction without side seams.
Choose your size
Available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Compare the measurements below with a T-shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure across the body for width, then measure from the top of the shoulder to the hem for length. Width is the flat garment width, not your chest circumference.
Garment measurements in inches
Size
Width
Length
S
18
28
M
20
29
L
22
30
XL
24
31
2XL
26
32
Supplier-stated measurement tolerance: 1.5 inches. Need help choosing? Contact Neko Loot support before ordering.
Care instructions
Wash with similar colors in cold water, up to 30°C. Tumble dry on low heat and use a low-temperature iron if needed. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Our products are made to order. See our Shipping Policy for current production and delivery estimates. We’ll email tracking details when your order ships.
🧺 Machine Wash Cold (max 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors) 🚫 Do Not Bleach 🌬️ Tumble Dry Low ♨️ Iron Low Heat (avoid print, iron inside out) 🚫 Do Not Dry Clean
