{"product_id":"not-a-gorilla-a-hundred-men-t-shirt","title":"Not a Gorilla A Hundred Men T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA serious-looking gorilla portrait sits between cream-colored lines of a deliberately outrageous joke: “I'm Not a Gorilla” and “But I Can Beat Off a Hundred Men.” The stern face and stacked lettering give the punchline its contrast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an adult humor graphic for people who enjoy innuendo and absurd meme references. The joke is part of the printed artwork, with the gorilla centered between its setup and finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDesign details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetailed gorilla portrait on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCream stacked lettering surrounding the illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult double-entendre slogan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFabric and fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirt in Black, made from 100% ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric with a classic unisex fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck, taped shoulders and tubular construction without side seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose your size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Compare the measurements below with a T-shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure across the body for width, then measure from the top of the shoulder to the hem for length. Width is the flat garment width, not your chest circumference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupplier-stated measurement tolerance: 1.5 inches. Need help choosing? Contact \u003ca href=\"mailto:support@nekoloot.com\"\u003eNeko Loot support\u003c\/a\u003e before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash with similar colors in cold water, up to 30°C. Tumble dry on low heat and use a low-temperature iron if needed. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOrdering and support\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeko Loot shirts are made to order. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for production and delivery estimates, and our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003e30-day replacement support policy\u003c\/a\u003e for help with an order issue.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46300208660565,"sku":"NL038-38-38164","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46300208693333,"sku":"NL038-38-38178","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46300208726101,"sku":"NL038-38-38192","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46300208758869,"sku":"NL038-38-38206","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46300208791637,"sku":"NL038-38-38220","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/5761\/8517\/files\/nekoloot-8511417974869-black-travertine.png?v=1791985581","url":"https:\/\/nekoloot.com\/products\/not-a-gorilla-a-hundred-men-t-shirt","provider":"Neko Loot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}