{"product_id":"never-trust-an-atom-science-t-shirt","title":"Never Trust an Atom Science T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Never Trust an Atom” sits above a simple atom illustration, and “They Make Up Everything” supplies the punchline below. Cream orbital lines surround a red center, with red lettering emphasizing the final word on this black science T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe joke works for chemistry fans, science teachers and anyone who likes a literal-minded pun. The open orbital drawing balances the short caption, keeping the design focused on one recognizable idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDesign details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCream atom diagram with a red center\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNever Trust an Atom headline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed emphasis on EVERYTHING in the punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFabric and fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirt in Black, made from 100% ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric with a classic unisex fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crew neck, taped shoulders and tubular construction without side seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose your size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Compare the measurements below with a T-shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure across the body for width, then measure from the top of the shoulder to the hem for length. Width is the flat garment width, not your chest circumference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupplier-stated measurement tolerance: 1.5 inches. Need help choosing? Contact \u003ca href=\"mailto:support@nekoloot.com\"\u003eNeko Loot support\u003c\/a\u003e before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash with similar colors in cold water, up to 30°C. Tumble dry on low heat and use a low-temperature iron if needed. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOrdering and support\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeko Loot shirts are made to order. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for production and delivery estimates, and our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003e30-day replacement support policy\u003c\/a\u003e for help with an order issue.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46300198961237,"sku":"NL038-28-38164","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46300198994005,"sku":"NL038-28-38178","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46300199026773,"sku":"NL038-28-38192","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46300199059541,"sku":"NL038-28-38206","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46300199092309,"sku":"NL038-28-38220","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/5761\/8517\/files\/nekoloot-8511410503765-black-travertine.png?v=1791810781","url":"https:\/\/nekoloot.com\/products\/never-trust-an-atom-science-t-shirt","provider":"Neko Loot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}